When annoying dudes come up and try to hit on you, never turn them down because you’re in a relationship. Don’t spare their feelings by making them think that maaaybe you’d be with them if you were single. Let them know that they ain’t shit and won’t ever be shit.
Words to live by.
"hey bro why you got so many pens at your house?"
“steal em from work”
“why do you steal pens from your work”
“fuckin hate capitalism bro”