If you're not sideways, you're doing it wrong

deathtosquishies:

ruf1oh-n1tram:

lascocks:

Throw me over your shoulder and carry me off to Valhalla you viking goddess.

For anyone who doesn’t know: The name of this adorable ‘viking goddess’ is Samantha Wright

Yes, she might be showing up in the 2016 olympics.

And yes, she is always this cute.

she’s back and as friggin’ adorable as ever

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3niccy3:

Lmao

the last paragraph though

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punpun-kirakira:

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nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

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theanimaleffect:

Jim the tortoise by Andy Waterman on Flickr.

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ceruleanreverie:

i dont understand this post. this is a photo post of screenshots of 10 different text posts from tumblr posted on tumblr. i dont understand. i dont understand you people

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flyaway-freedom-heart:

h0bbitberry:

simonwang:

Twilight in two seconds

This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog. 

I have been waiting for this gif

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downtoolow:

S15 sitting pretty on TE37’s at Exciting Car Showdown

soo i need new pants

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onestrangekid:

onestrangekid:

You can only watch porn if I can watch too

I seriously can’t get over this gif 

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